Conversations with Rachel

Daddy wanted to go jogging on his own...Rachel wanted to follow... Daddy said he's going out to buy toys for Rachel, but outside is hot and sandy, so Rachel will stay home. When he came back with empty hands....

Rachel, daddy could not find pink scooter. Only got purple scooter..
I like purple also what....
There's no screwdriver, only toy hammer
I like hammer also what....
Oklah, will buy for you another day...

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When I was trying to teach Rachel how to use the word "pardon" instead of all her "HAH..."

Mummy, what's your full name?
My name is mummy...
HAH???
Rachel, say Pardon. Don't HAH...
HAH????
If you cannot hear me, say Pardon?... not HAH..
Oh. Okay.
So, if you cannot hear me, what do you say?
HAH????
Say pardon..not Hah...
Pardon.
Yes, pardon.

after 5 minutes....

Mummy...what's your name?
My name is mummy...
HAH??????

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While watching 1000 places to see before you die - South Africa...

Rachel, there's a great big shark. Have to be careful, coz they bite.
Mummy, do you like sharks?
No, I don't like sharks.
I also don't like sharks.
Rachel, look. whales... they are really big.
Mummy, do you like whales?
Yes, I like whales.
I also like whales.
Rachel. Look. zebras and giraffes. They are so beautiful. I like them
I also like zebras and giraffes... Mummy, I like what you like..... OKAY????

Hubby calls this "polish shoe"......