I believe that you have not truly enjoyed motherhood

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1) if you have not stayed up all night, with a thermometer at hand when your child is sick

2) if you have not memorized the different smells of your child's poo

3) if you still think that laundry should be done only twice a week

4) if you have not started mental calculations on how much money you need to save for his/her education

5) if you have not gone to the toilet with your baby sitting on your lap

6) if you have not wish for more than 24 hours a day

7) if you still look so neat and pretty right after your baby's bathtime

8) if you have not jumped out of bed so quick, like a lightning... at a sigh or whimper (or fart) coming from your baby

9) if you have not tried to save a piece of nappy by putting your hands on your baby's butt to receive the poo that is threatening to come out while you are changing his/her nappy

10) if you have not been "baptised" by your baby's "holy pee"....

11) if you have not wondered why your baby chooses midnight to make a big poo

12) if you have not prayed that you were sick instead of your baby

13) if you still have not experienced any back aches....

14) if you have not been worried on whether you are feeding your child enough

15) and if you have not used the idiot box as a babysitter........