Things she says

She loves swimming, and if it's not raining, we go swimming everyday..... and one of her great many excuses to get me to go swimming:
"Mummy, if you swim swim more, your baby will come out faster!!!!"

When I lay down at night to rub my tummy a bit:
"Mummy, look, my tummy also big. I have a baby inside my tummy also!!!"

I let her assist me in my daily cooking, she gets to peel vege, wash vege, wash (more of play) with water, mix sauce....basically, activities which are safe and not near the stove..... Yesterday, when I was cooking, she wanted to see me cook. So, I brought out a ladder stool for her to stand on, and she put on her own sunglasses before standing on the stool to watch me cook....

Mummy : "Rachel, why are you wearing your sunglasses???"
Rachel : " So that your cooking oil dun hurt my eyes!!!!!"

when we went out to fetch hubby, there was a jam, and I u-turned to take another way, and this was what my precious smartpants said:
"See, mummy, I told you it will be jam there.... told you to use this way!!!!"

I was watching one of the Lipstick Jungle episodes, and she just happened to walk pass during a scene where the hot young and hunky Kirby walked out of the bathroom with only pants on....

"Mummy, see, the boy naughty, dun wear clothes...some more he got fat tummy!!!!!"

oh oh........ so high standards???!!!!!